Today

I fell over today in the worst possible context.

Dance

Audition

House

In front of some of the best dancers in the world.

I wanted to die.

But I'm still

Alive

p.s. my friends are cruel

Nicki Minaj - House Party by Tony Czar

Had to share - this is too awesome

Following on from Exit through the gift shop

Exit through the giftshop - awesome movie. My opinion was the whole thing was a hoax by Banksy to see how far he could take 'art'. Get somebody random, endorse them, give them people to rip off and see what happens. What do you think dear reader?

Anyways, the movie mentioned Shepard Fairey got into a bit of a legal scuffle over the use of Obama image. It's been settled.

Hmmm what do we think single ladies?

Is there such thing as textbook flirting? Or are we just fooling ourselves with yet more literature on how to live life?

I can imagine myself pouring over flirting books, seminars webpages etc, then realising I haven't done any ACTUAL FLIRTING.

Or maybe this is a Godsend. I've had my share of awkward turtle flirts

"hey...did you know that Lil'Wayne has so many tattoos that if he wants anymore tattoos he will have to replace some of his skin?"

"uhh...yea...." *walks, no sprints away*

That was probably a worse than average, but you get the picture.

Soo I have a new favourite person

Alber Elbaz

Insanely old-school cool ("I see internets every morning"), humble, genuine. Loves women, wants to make them feel comfortable with clothes.

Head designer of Lanvin, a true artist.

I am 22!

Best test of the day

"happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear biiiittcchhhfaaacceee happy birthday to you. hip hop hooray youre getting old, have a good day"

Is this the future?

We see it in movies, and who else but Gaga could bring it to life?