Monday, May 31, 2010

Rainy Day Snack

You're cold, wet, miserable and alone. You've just handed in a big fuck-off assignment and you have a few more till you're through. Time to stuff the mandible.

Who: Ausa Quad Cafe
Where: ...The Quad




Critique:

This big, greasy piece of fried chicken is just what you need. Wash it down with a 440ml limited edition coke can from quad vending machine (NOT COKE ZERO). Or cold tap water, if you're poor or extra guilty.

You need to have several paper napkins to soak up the excess oil, as well as keep the wrapper attached to the chicken at all times. Grease stains on clothing may indicate one's ability to self-nutrionalise, but rarely attract the opposite sex.

Grease test: paper bag containing chicken MUST be see-through before completion of chicken.
Don't let the workers short-change you. Choose the piece of chicken that's calling out your name. Own your fowl destiny.

Outta10: 7. For $3, this little heart-failure inducing snack is a gem.

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