I am currently experiencing the weirdest form of pain
Must have happened during practice last night...needless to say, the tail bone is not a muscle and therefore, cannot be stretched.
My friends suggested I take some painkillers, sit on a donut shaped pillow and ease off on the sexy time
Two out of those three suggestions will be adopted.
The upshot is that I have the day off work. This is my plan:
12pm (because that's when your day starts when you are at home)
Watch a DVD
2pm
Go for a walk
2.20pm (being optimistic)
Do a round of hair removal. The whole nine yards. Lately I've been coming to terms with the futility of hair removal as a single gal who isn't on the lookout. Who is this benefiting? I don't really care if I've got a bit of carpet. I don't even really care if that carpet us on my underarms. Society cares, and if I wasn't so chicken, I'd tell it to lick my soon to be hairy armpits
3pm
Read/muck around on photoshop
Lately I've been using a tablet at work, it's really quite useful and supposedly good for you. We'll see how the laptop mouse pad compares on psd.
EXCITE! Got the new Jeffrey Eugenides book, which is embargoed till Nov. Even the first few pages is making my brain jizz. After reading trashy novels by bloggers (haha) this is such a refreshing change of intellectual pace.
4pm
Nap. Probably what I'm looking forward to more than anything else. Is it sad that I can't wait to be an old person?
5pm
City - meeting with a coupla dancers about a gig and workshop we're running. Lord I hope we can get it together.
8pm
Sleep. Read 4pm.
Somewhere in there I'll eat.
So if anyone is planning on stalking/killing me today, you have my schedule
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